When Conspiracies Come Full Circle

First, you need to know the facts:

Do you live in the United States?  If you do, you may be surprised to learn that you are not a citizen of America at all, but in fact part of a large corporation called “The United States.”

That’s right.  In 1871, Congress passed 28 USC 3002, which clearly states in Sec 15(a) that the United States is no longer a sovereign country, but in fact a “Federal Corporation.”  The United States even has a business identification number that is registered on the Stock Market.

But what does this mean to you?  Well, put simply, you are not your own.  In fact, you are merely a resource of The United States corporation.  That Social Security number that you have?  It identifies you as their property.  They call it the land of the free, but you are anything but.  The moment your parents signed your birth certificate, you were effectively sold into slavery to the corporation.  Did your parents ever think that they had the choice to not sign your birth certificate?  Of course not, because they did what they were told to do, just as their parents before them had.

During the Great Depression, around 1933, The United States went bankrupt and abandoned the Gold Standard.  In order to keep the corporation afloat, the heads of the corporation, such as the Rothschild, Rockefeller, and JP Morgan families had to introduce a few new measures.

First, without the dollar backed by gold, the corporation pledged its citizens as collateral so it could borrow money. Upon signing that birth certificate, the United States creates a bank account for every citizen that is initially worth $630,000.  By investing this money right, each citizen makes money for the corporation, just by being born.

The corporation also introduced an income tax upon the people for the first time.  We have always been told to think of income tax as a kind of debt, but in fact you are all creditors of the corporation that is The United States.

While the people believe they have free and fair elections, the political parties are nothing but two factions of the corporation, fighting for control of the board of directors.  The president is merely the CEO.  But most of this is ceremonial, when in fact their corporate overloads that are seldom seen or heard wield all the real power.

Like all corporations, profit is the only thing they have in mind, which explains why America is so quick to go to war.  War is never really about freedom, but about a hostile corporate takeover of resources for the benefit of the shareholders.

So, wake up America, and realise that your life is not what you have been told.

Now we would like you to take a deep breath while we ask you the question:  Did you believe any of what you just read?  If you did, you might be prone to believing the misleading memes and conspiracy theories that circulate on social media.

Did you know that 87% of the information in the memes that you see every day is made up on the spot?  87%!  That’s a huge percentage!  And one we just made up on the spot to further prove our point that many people trust what they read because it’s written in words, so it must be true.

You may have noticed that there’s a lot of misinformation out there and it’s gotten to the point that some people would fight to the death over their beliefs. Just this week it was reported that the Trump Hotel in Washington DC is jacking up prices of rooms for the fourth of March, and the reasons for this seem to be connected to the Qanon belief of the conspiracy theory you just read at the beginning of this blog. And these people believe that Donald Trump will be inaugurated as president on the anniversary of this law.

So, what’s up with this conspiracy theory?  Is the United States really a corporation, and not a country at all?  Of course not, but let’s have a look at the truth behind each point.

There really was an act of congress called 28 USC 3002 that was passed in 1871, and section 15(a) really does say “The United States means a federal corporation.’

But as is typically the case with these sort of things, that section alone is missing the rest of the context: the act’s sole purpose was to define the organisation of corporations that are run by the United States, such as the Postal Service. Section 15 is just itemising what “The United States” means in the context of the legal document. You can see that in the full wording of section 15, but the conspiracy theories never tell you anything beyond Part A:

And the rest of it the conspiracy theory? It follows the patter of a lot of conspiracy theories that we’ve been studying, many of which follow a pattern of the world being controlled by shadowy figures, with names like Rockefeller, Hearst, Rothschild, etc. But once you realise that the United States is not a corporation, the rest of the conspiracy just falls flat.

But we believe that the best part of all of this is how full-circle this conspiracy has come:  A misunderstood 150 year old piece of legislation that helped establish the United States Post Office is now causing the room rates in a DC hotel skyrocket.  A hotel that, before Trump converted it, used to be the Washington DC Post Office.

And no, we didn’t make that last bit up.